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floating eyeballs
in GTA IV, I was taking my friend Little Jacob out for something to eat, and while following behind me, the camera accidentally placed itself inside his skull.
Lookat dem red-eyes, breda.
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guitar lesson
On the subject of guitars and my complete ignorance in how to play them…
Fortunately, there’s a great guitar lesson from Matt Berry on “Snuff Box”
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skippy’s list
A young American soldier compiled a list of things he has learned in the US Army, mostly things he is not allowed to do.
some examples:
2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
53. Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range.
60. “The Giant Space Ants” are not at the top of my chain of command.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”
136. Shouting “Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!” while out on a mission is bad.
181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS. (Military occupational specialty)
see Skippy’s list
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